Mallory is a fine young lady from somewhere in Missouri with an enthusiasm for cheese.
“I freakin’ love cheese.” – Mallory
On this website*, you will find incoherent ramblings, information from Mallory’s publisher, what Mallory proclaims to be artwork, stories and a lack of Oxford commas.
“Mallory is a real person.” – Troy
“What even is this website?” – David
“Her body feels like mochi.” – Brendan
*Calling this a website is laughable.